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A famous My 600-Pound Life nurse, halfway to looking like that creepy puppet Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood,… Read more.

A Restless Vessel

He was feeling restless in his overheated testicles on that day when everything changed. The man named Steeple resembled a… Read more.

For some reason the cement tasted like butterscotch pudding when I got shoved to the sidewalk, face hitting first, teeth… Read more.

She looked at me with grave concern. “Are you sure that’s a good idea? I mean, with everything that happened… Read more.

The Unexpected Meeting When things had quieted down and most of the other stormtroopers were settling into the barracks for… Read more.

Ephemeral Green Ego. I hesitated to tell him because he had a bad habit of being overly judgmental. “I dreamt… Read more.

The ghost of Wilford Brimley rode upon an ocelot across the dry-skinned floor of the salt flats out beyond the… Read more.

On the planet Placitas in the far away galaxy of Fresh, a young stormtrooper bemoaned his place in the endless… Read more.

I don’t know what it is, but lately I feel like a human magnet. That’s not the same as a… Read more.

As Wilford Brimley would say, I have DIE A BEE TUSS. And when you have DIE A BEE TUSS, you… Read more.

“Holy shit!” Franco Dellaronti exclaimed. “I think I just killed him with kudzu pie and lactose-free egg nog!” Read more.

My latest gripe involves Equate nutritional shakes from Walmart. I enjoy a good nutritional shake now and then, but what… Read more.