Food and Drink – cereal after sex

I ate a pre-made salad in the breakroom yesterday It was quiet at first But then the numbnuts started rolling… Read more.

Good Morning, Guacamole

I hate cabbage but I like sauerkraut I hate tomatoes but I like pasta sauce I hate onions but I… Read more.

A young girl fell out of a grocery cart in the meat department today. I was right there, looking at… Read more.

It was at a Red Lobster restaurant on the outskirts of Peoria, Illinois when the nervousness really kicked in. I… Read more.

The ebb and flow of the Jesus crowd washed nostalgic candies into the streets of LipLock, Tejas on a sweltering… Read more.

The doorbell rang at dusk The old woman came bearing fruit She held three tomatoes in tired hands One was… Read more.

The party was to be held at the home of the mysterious Veronica Eyes. She had eyes that didn’t look… Read more.

“I don’t know if I can go back to his table,” Maggie said. “He’s crushing my positive Red Lobster vibe,… Read more.

The Unexpected Meeting When things had quieted down and most of the other stormtroopers were settling into the barracks for… Read more.

I don’t know what it is, but lately I feel like a human magnet. That’s not the same as a… Read more.

I was ready to smash things, and she was more than willing to just move on to a greater destination… Read more.

As Wilford Brimley would say, I have DIE A BEE TUSS. And when you have DIE A BEE TUSS, you… Read more.