• Depressed Machines (Part One)

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    The taste of internal bleeding is that of metal, iron precisely. He feels it running down his insides, a reminder of mere flesh and blood. A crowd is gathered outside the tent to witness a miracle. Billy Halls is going to ascend to Heaven just like Jesus Christ. He’s been depressed lately and didn’t care if he died. But then again, he doesn’t assume he has to be dead to ascend to the cloud city. His plan is to call upon the miracle makers as he stands under the sun with eyes closed and arms outstretched. His brow is dappled with a pinon-scented sweat. His straight dark hair of decent length is flipping in the wind. “Come to me Lord of lords!” Billy Halls cries out. “Make me to fly all the way to your kingdom!” The wind suddenly sweeps up beneath his arms and tries to lift him. He rises slightly by the way of toe tips. The gullible people watching let out a communal gasp.

    “He’s really going to do it!” someone yells. But then as suddenly as it rose, the wind loses its gusto and Billy Halls’ feet flatten against the hot dirt of a Panhandle Texas summer day. The crowd sighs in disappointment and begins to walk away, grumbling discontent.

    Billy Halls stammers for a moment and slowly he opens his eyes and looks upward and studies the emptiness. The sun is harsh. He spits at the ground. “Well, fuck you too, God,” Billy Halls shamefully says, but he’s angry and he means it. He turns his head downward and kicks at the dusty dirt. “Fuck you, too,” he repeats with a murmur.

    And as the others wander off, there is only one woman who is locked on him, watching him. He seems to be talking to himself, turning in less than miraculous circles, hands now driven down into his pants pockets. “Hello,” she says trying to catch his attention. “I enjoyed the revival.”

    Billy Halls stops and looks at her seemingly perfect face. Their eyes meet in innocent fashion, but dangling on the precipice of love. “I’m no man of God,” he says. “I can’t even muster up a miracle.”

    She extends a soft hand and he takes it. “I’m Andella Morgan.”

    “I’m Billy Halls,” he says quickly, embarrassed by his social awkwardness. It seems he can talk to a crowd of people with no problem, but when it’s up close and personal with just one, he just seems to fade into a sickening nervousness, a slovenly shyness. He looks her up and down. She seems to be out of place by a million miles. “Are you from another planet?” Billy asks.

    She returns a puzzled gaze. “No. Certainly not. I’m from Amarillo,” and she turns and points north. “Out there.”

    He follows her finger along a path of dusty, hot emptiness and finally smiles at her. “Seems like you came a long way for a nothin’ revival.”

    “On the contrary, Mr. Halls. I quite enjoyed it.”

    Billy Halls snickers. “What part?”

    “All of it,” she smiles as she moves closer to him.

    Billy hears a noise and a scuddle. His hired men are disassembling the tent and cleaning up. He looks at Andella and something stirs in his guts. “I’m planning on being outside of Amarillo tonight… near Palo Duro Canyon.”

    “I love it there,” Andella says. “Such a contrast…” She holds her hands up. “To all of this.”

    “Will you be coming?”

    “I would love to, but I have an appointment for a tarot reading.”

    “Tarot? You’re messing with the dark arts. That’s weird stuff. Be careful.”

    “And you talk to an invisible man in the sky and wish for things that never come true,” Andella replies. “Maybe you should try rubbing a magic lamp.”

    “Maybe you should try shutting your face.”

    “Preacher! My, my. Why don’t you just pray that I’ll shut my face?”

    “It doesn’t work like that.”

    “Of course not.”

    Billy Halls grows more frustrated with the woman and moves closer to her. He has an urge to put his hands around her neck and squeeze, but instead he kisses her.

    Andella Morgan pushes him away and wipes at her mouth. “What are you doing!?”

    “I was just trying to suck the evil from your soul.”

    “Bullshit! You were trying to rape me.”

    “Now just calm down. I wasn’t doing that. It was just a simple kiss.”

    There was suddenly an invisible noise, and a white door appears in the dusty sand.

    “What?”

    “What?”

    The sky suddenly turns sea-green and the dark-blue mountains draw closer.

    “I don’t like the looks of this,” Billy Hales says.

    “It must be a tornado coming!” Andella cries out.

    “The door! The door! We should go through the door!” Billy Hales shouts, and he grabs her hand and pulls her toward the door.

    “No! No! That could be a portal to hell!” “Well, then you’ll fit right in,” Billy Hales says, and he pulls her hard one last time through the doorway and then everything is different once more.

  • Unexplainable Surges

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    I have noticed unexplainable surges in my stats, and it just doesn’t make sense. For example (as pictured), beginning Jan 31, I have 30, 23, 38, 28, and 21 views. Typical for my site. But then on Feb. 5 views jump to 497 and then today I’m already at 183. How does this happen? And the weird thing is the number of likes just doesn’t jive with the number of visitors. Does anyone else experience this or have any idea why it does this? I would love to have stats like this, but I just don’t feel it’s legit. This has happened several times before.

  • The Astronaut

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    The rainbow in the sky has anxiety as the planets cry and the moon tips over. His spacesuit is uncomfortable, he thinks, as he floats outside the ship trying to make a repair to a component he doesn’t even understand. He turns his head toward a beautiful blue planet, not Earth, and wonders what it would be like to walk around down there.

    “That’s Nebius,” a voice inside his space helmet says.

    “How the hell did I even become an astronaut?”

    “You faked it. Your life is a hoax.”

    “Thanks for the confidence boost, R2-F2.”

    “Are you almost finished?”

    “Yes. I’m just letting this thing do all the work.”

    A small robotic extension is busy making repairs to a golden shield coupling and extension fuse chip cradle lock.

    “I hope they realize in Houston that I’m just making things worse up here. I just want to come inside and read a book by a window as space floats by. I’m a dreamer, not a doer.” He taps on his helmet and clears his throat. “Houston?”

    “Go ahead Aries 9.”

    “I quit.”


    It was dawn on the edge between night and day five years later. Wet, buttery grape jelly floats atop an English muffin at a small-town New Mexico diner made of turquoise and tin. The plate is colored used white. It has gray veins. There are bacon and eggs beside the English muffin. A cup of warm coffee near his right hand—the one who was once an astronaut but now someone who travels along the highways and byways of time and space at his own pace. He’s happier now. He makes his own rules. Goes where the stardust takes him. His apartment is white adobe in this place. Second floor with a veranda. It feels like he’s high on devil’s lettuce.

    The charms at the door of the diner sparkle in the cold sun. The air smells of desert and leather and cooking. The talk is low, nearly muted. Suspicion flares in random sets of human eyes. Love and wonder bloom in others. Dishes clink in the background. Voices of the workers quickly speaking Spanish float upon the air. A cash register clangs. The door opens, closes. People come and go. Wind intrudes. He looks out the window. Mountains in the far distance are colored purple haze. It all feels like a movie. He gets up to leave…

    Then another place in another sector, dimension, dream world. Blue sun beyond black limbs and branches. A walking path. Grass clipped close and the color of winter hibernation. Water, out there, somewhere. Sloshing and icy. Another apartment along the galactic, sporadic, star-studded thoroughfare. These apartments, these stops as he travels through the realms of life and death. He wonders why he keeps dreaming of apartments. Yet they comfort him, somehow. A place to hide and call home. A place to drink too much, a place to sleep and look out a window, a place to sit on the couch and stare at walls, a place to simply exist even if alone. A place to count stars at night as they hover above soft pink and blue lights. The music down below, in the distance. The gathered talk and dance. He somehow wishes but then doesn’t… Fireworks splatter color on the canvas of night. The pops unravel memories. He looks up at the wondrous pitch of the universe, a black yet bejeweled phantom, chariots sparkling, and he knows, the unconventional architecture of his immortal life will always be there, and he will never die.

  • Ice Dragon

    Icicles like dragon teeth hang from my house. They drip, drip, drip, like blood in the sun. Like crooked piano keys they dangle precariously from the edge of the roof. Wet, cold spikes, remnants of a crippling storm, they let gravity pull down their tears and drop them to the ground. The sun’s orbish glow mingles with the ice to create glistening starlight like space… And I FINALLY watched the last episode of Game of Thrones.

  • Ice Lights

    The wonderous aftermath of the ice storm that rolled through Tennessee.