Humor
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The Puppets of Kudzu (3)
“Holy shit!” Franco Dellaronti exclaimed. “I think I just killed him with kudzu pie and lactose-free egg nog!” Continue reading
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Have you heard of not labeling something Easy Open when it’s clearly not?
My latest gripe involves Equate nutritional shakes from Walmart. I enjoy a good nutritional shake now and then, but what I don’t enjoy is the battle that commences when I try to open the little plastic bottle. They have a strip of plastic around the cap and the neck of the bottle, and according to… Continue reading
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Hairy Pancakes and a Bad Honeymoon
It was a warm morning in late July when I woke up alone on the wrong side of the world. The bathroom mirror greeted me with a reflection of disorientation, mussed hair, and puffy eyes. I tried to shake myself awake, for this morning I was to meet my bride and have breakfast at the… Continue reading
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Have you heard of not being summer?
I hate summer. Summer is a battle for me. I am like opposite bear and want to hibernate May through August – in a cave of ice, with a frosty mug of A and W root beer, my laptop, and really good internet service. Continue reading
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Have You Heard of a Library?
Has the definition of LIBRARY changed, and nobody told me? I’ve always considered the public library to be a place of quiet solitude where people go to browse books, read, write, do research, study, and surf the internet — among other things — in a distraction-free atmosphere. Apparently, things have changed. Once again, I found… Continue reading
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Have You Heard of Not Being an A-Hole?
The point of this article is the fact that A-Holes exist. They are real. They are plentiful. And they haunt our world. Continue reading
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Have you heard of shutting your face?
I went to the local public library as an experiment in trying to get some peace and quiet so I could get some writing done. It failed miserably. Instead, what I found was a den of inconsideration for the needs of others. I guess that’s no surprise these days. As the running around and wails… Continue reading
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