Category: Cereal
-
+
+
+
+
+
+
There’s only 12 left again. A pair of tulips, blue and orange. A heartbeat on two lips, river red and candy pink. A shade of warmth in her sleeping body beside me. She’s beautiful. Sonic Ocean Water blue eyes in a meadow of golden sand. And now there’s an empty…
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
-
+
+
+
+
+
+
And what he saw there made his eyes spiral in angry madness like a psychotic clown.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
-
+
+
+
+
+
+
As Wilford Brimley would say, I have DIE A BEE TUSS. And when you have DIE A BEE TUSS, you can’t eat anything that tastes good. No sweets, no pasta, no rice, no bread, no potatoes, no soda, no ice cream, no candy, no pizza, no hamburgers, no CEREAL!… And…
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
-
My latest gripe involves Equate nutritional shakes from Walmart. I enjoy a good nutritional shake now and then, but what I don’t enjoy is the battle that commences when I try to open the little plastic bottle. They have a strip of plastic around the cap and the neck of…
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ Arthritis, Cheese, Disinfectant Wipes, Equate, Fort Knox, Nutrition, Packaging, Personal Essay, Provolone, Raisin Bran, WalMart+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
-
I looked at her, pure beauty radiating in the neon glow of the high hotel. “You’re always the positive end of the battery,” I said. “Cereal trouble may have killed me by now if it weren’t for you.”
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
CEREAL AFTER SEX 