The Flatulentapede
Photo by Darya Sannikova on Pexels.com Dear Ambrosia: I’m sorry I make your life reek of flatulence. But your demeanor...
Black Comedy
The Toast Technology of a Chicken Maniac
The world is full of those who claim to dance with the vigor of advanced toast technology. But Henry Towel...
The Breath of Los Angeles
Photo by Roberto Nickson on Pexels.com Liberty lies in the wake of a blue house ghost. Christmas glass shines like...
Asphalt Whiskers
Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com He simply thought to himself as he rubbed at his temples: What do I have...
The Pumpkin Cult Clerk
Jehovah Pumpkin worked in an oceanside souvenir shop in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. His job title was that of clerk...
The Gravy Canoe of Wild Wyoming – 5
In the toiled tick-tock of a fat blue dusk, Steel Brandenburg III stood at the stove in the kitchen of...
The Lobster Guy (END)
Maggie Barrymore stood in the center of the main room of Truman Humboldt’s modest home in Neptune, Nebraska. Her head...
