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A man with glasses and a beard is sitting in a chair, slightly tilting his head, with a patterned wall in the background. — ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Aaron Echoes August is an independent writer focused on absurd fiction, edgy philosophy, and cultural commentary. With a background in creative writing, art, and photography, he explores the stranger aspects of human behavior and its influence on the world. His narratives invite readers to question societal norms and delve into the bizarre intersections of reality and imagination, urging us to confront the absurdities of existence while searching for meaning amidst chaos. In his stories, the ordinary becomes extraordinary, revealing layers of complexity in mundane experiences.

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Category: Dark Humor

The Toast Technology of a Chicken Maniac

18 Mar 2023

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Black Comedy, Classic, Culture, Dark Humor, Fiction, Popular, Short Stories

He unlocked the front door of his square apartment that reflected the colors of a pumpkin patch and went to take a warm bath with bubbles of a rainbow sheen. Read more
The Lobster Guy (Nine)

19 Dec 2022

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Black Comedy, Dark Humor, Favorites, Fiction, Love Stories, Popular, Strange

“And if you were truly my friend, you wouldn’t force such a thing upon me. I’m not a killer. I’m a lover of lobster. I’m a lover of life!” Read more
The Lobster Guy (Seven)

9 Dec 2022

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Black Comedy, Dark Humor, Episodes, Fiction, Serial Fiction, Unsettling Drama

Truman took in a shocked breath and sat back in the booth. “You just blew my mind, my eerie lobster friend. There I was this whole time, rotting away in Neptune, Nebraska, breaking chicken necks and punching a register at some shitty grocery store. There I was, pining over a woman I could never have.… Read more
The Lobster Guy (Six)

3 Dec 2022

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Black Comedy, Dark Humor, Episodes, Fiction, Love Stories, Serial Fiction, Strange

“We’re going to spend the day together. And despite your crushing heartbreak at the hands and mouth and other unspeakable orifices of that evil woman… We are going to have a good time. A very good time.” Read more
The As Usual Eyebrows

1 Dec 2022

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Dark Humor, Humor, Short Fiction, Short Stories, Weirdness

For some reason the cement tasted like butterscotch pudding when I got shoved to the sidewalk, face hitting first, teeth bent, nose shoved to one side, forehead gashed, and the worst of it… Eyebrows completely scraped off, now two little brown caterpillars on the sidewalk dying in the morning sun. When I got up and Read more
The Lobster Guy (Four)

20 Nov 2022

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Black Comedy, Dark Humor, Love Stories, Oddball, Tall Tales

Excerpt: “I don’t really care about losing my job anymore,” Truman said. “I’m on the brink of catastrophe. I just want to see you. You’re so fetching, and I had such a miserable day. I need to be held.”View post to subscribe to site newsletter. Read more
The Lobster Guy (Three)

19 Nov 2022

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Dark Humor, Fiction, Oddball, Short Stories, Strange, Weirdness

Excerpt: The moronic monotony of it all was murder, Truman thought to himself, as he robotically scanned groceries, pushed buttons, and took money. Read more
The Lobster Guy (One)

17 Nov 2022

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Black Comedy, Dark Humor, Oddball, Strange

Truman stripped off his clothes and dipped his lanky body into the scalding water. It hurt at first, but then his body got used to it. His body always got used to it. His hot lemon-butter bath had become a regular ritual lately and he thought he might be going absolutely nuts.View post to subscribe… Read more
The Chick-fil-A Witch Project

13 Nov 2022

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Comedy, Dark Humor, Economic Theory, Favorites, Humor, Society

She looked at me with grave concern. “Are you sure that’s a good idea? I mean, with everything that happened with your guts last night.” Read more