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“I want ice cream, not toothpaste. I think I’ll go with the cherry chocolate delight in a sugar cone please,”… Read more.
“And if you were truly my friend, you wouldn’t force such a thing upon me. I’m not a killer. I’m… Read more.
“I don’t know if I can go back to his table,” Maggie said. “He’s crushing my positive Red Lobster vibe,… Read more.
Truman took in a shocked breath and sat back in the booth. “You just blew my mind, my eerie lobster… Read more.
“We’re going to spend the day together. And despite your crushing heartbreak at the hands and mouth and other unspeakable… Read more.
Excerpt: “I don’t really care about losing my job anymore,” Truman said. “I’m on the brink of catastrophe. I just… Read more.
Truman stripped off his clothes and dipped his lanky body into the scalding water. It hurt at first, but then… Read more.
In a previous life I had been an oven salesman in Omaha spending my livid, blank days doling out shiny… Read more.