Short Fiction
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A Proper Breakfast Though Alienated
I cut up some of the sausages and ruptured egg yolks with the pieces and then ate. She studied me as I worked my mouth and then swallowed. “It’s much deeper than that. It goes into her crazy dreams and her longing for real love. She has a very complicated mind.” Continue reading
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Immigrant Wonder Woman and the Broken Man
He looked at her body and wondered if she could shoot bullets from those breasts. Her nipples stood out through her Walmart uniform top like the rigid barrels of erotic pistols. Continue reading
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The Toast Technology of a Chicken Maniac
He unlocked the front door of his square apartment that reflected the colors of a pumpkin patch and went to take a warm bath with bubbles of a rainbow sheen. Continue reading
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The Breath of Los Angeles
Glenda began to cry. “You don’t throw a burrito at someone who loves you.” Continue reading
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The Outlandish Dapple of a Carnival Creep
She opened her eyes and gave him a look like a snapping whip ferociously forced forth by the wrist of an ancient cowboy. Continue reading
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The Potion Maker
She smiled. She had big teeth that sat like aging tombstones losing their footing on the well-wormed ground of a spooky cemetery. Continue reading
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The Tire Shop Space Lord
“You take care now,” he said, and he moved toward the door and went out of the building and into the remains of a blustery day like a vibrantly psychedelic Saint Winnie-the-Pooh. Continue reading
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Pascal’s Banana
“No… I’m going to go home and try to talk some sense into her.” Then he laughed. “I’ll whip out my powerful burrito and convert her back.” Continue reading
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The Mayans and the Mayonnaise
“I suppose you could say I’m a people person and… Well, to be honest, I just like to be close to others. It’s comforting. See, I’ve suffered some terrible losses in my life. Just terrible. More terrible than any human being should ever have to endure.” Continue reading
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Mr. Kringle-go-Round
He plotted a path across the highway. As he slowly walked, the rushing machines went right through him as if he wasn’t even there. Continue reading
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