Category: Food and Drink
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The doorbell rang at dusk The old woman came bearing fruit She held three tomatoes in tired hands One was the size of a softball The other two she cradled like bloated testicles They came from her very own garden and she beamed with pride I had to accept the…
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The party was to be held at the home of the mysterious Veronica Eyes. She had eyes that didn’t look human. They were orange, almost. He wondered what she thought of him.
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“I don’t know if I can go back to his table,” Maggie said. “He’s crushing my positive Red Lobster vibe, and I’m just not okay with that.”
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The Unexpected Meeting When things had quieted down and most of the other stormtroopers were settling into the barracks for the night, Karl retrieved his secret cookbook from its hiding place and snuck off to the communal kitchen to bake bread. He rummaged through the cabinets to gather bowls and…
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I don’t know what it is, but lately I feel like a human magnet. That’s not the same as a chick magnet.
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+ Cats, COVID-19, Grocery Store, Guy's Grocery Games, Mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, Personal Essay, Personal Space, Pets, Tacos+
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CEREAL AFTER SEX 