Category: Personal Essay
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Hello, here are some vacation photos from my honeymoon. (Not those kind of photos)
I don’t think I ever saw an iron ore dock until I was in Marquette. They are huge… Things. I don’t even really know how to describe them. They sort of look like elevated piers in a way but much wider, and they are kind of creepy and imposing. Read more
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Hello, today I would like to talk to you about my favorite new television show
Hello, like the title indicates, today I would like to talk to you about my favorite new television show. But before I tell you what it is, I just read that after three seasons, it’s been canceled. I am pissed!! Read more
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Hairy Pancakes and a Bad Honeymoon
It was a warm morning in late July when I woke up alone on the wrong side of the world. The bathroom mirror greeted me with a reflection of disorientation, mussed hair, and puffy eyes. I tried to shake myself awake, for this morning I was to meet my bride and have breakfast at the Read more
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Author’s notes at the edge of daylight
I thought I would do something different today and create a post about the notes I make when thoughts come to me at 5 a.m. and I get up and write them down in a frenzy, so I won’t forget what I was thinking while lying there in bed and worrying about the world and Read more
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The Temples of Celestial Evacuation
I floated above the road from out of LipLock, Tejas earlier in the day and headed north, then east. I rumbled along with the roar of it all past that Tulia place again, into the belly of the Yellow City and then back out again like a screaming colon blow. There was a place furtherView… Read more
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The Rorschach Puppets Come to Dinner
And there’s a manic man behind a typewriter, his heart in his hands, sweating away in this disillusioned reality fantasy Read more
CEREAL AFTER SEX 