Category: Humor
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“Holy shit!” Franco Dellaronti exclaimed. “I think I just killed him with kudzu pie and lactose-free egg nog!”
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+ Bounty, British, Coffee, Emotional Strife, Football, Heimlich, Lactose, Pie, Short Fiction, Whipped Cream+
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My latest gripe involves Equate nutritional shakes from Walmart. I enjoy a good nutritional shake now and then, but what I don’t enjoy is the battle that commences when I try to open the little plastic bottle. They have a strip of plastic around the cap and the neck of…
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+ Arthritis, Cheese, Disinfectant Wipes, Equate, Fort Knox, Nutrition, Packaging, Personal Essay, Provolone, Raisin Bran, WalMart+
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It was a warm morning in late July when I woke up alone on the wrong side of the world. The bathroom mirror greeted me with a reflection of disorientation, mussed hair, and puffy eyes. I tried to shake myself awake, for this morning I was to meet my bride…
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I hate summer. Summer is a battle for me. I am like opposite bear and want to hibernate May through August – in a cave of ice, with a frosty mug of A and W root beer, my laptop, and really good internet service.
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+ Beach Volleyball, Convertible, Greg Brady, Heat, Iceland, Lake Michigan, Root Beer, Snow, Summer, Tennessee, Thanksgiving, Wisconsin+
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CEREAL AFTER SEX 