The Anatomical Tragedy of a Rubber Witch

This is all a divine anatomical tragedy I thought
as I leaned on the cold wet rail of green
looking out at the sea,
the chilled air billowing forth from my mouth,
the oddities of life spilling from an aluminum pail at my side

The black rain poured down
I hunkered beneath a canopy of rubber
and went to the smoky joint
on 7th and Riverside
to hear Quinn the Brown play jazz in the bar by the bay

The mannequins gestured lightly
smooth wax skin reflected orbital rainbows
and motions of sickness,
caramel paint with light red
oozed down the walls, into the light,
into the fear framed within my own eyes

It was getting late,
but I didn’t care
I was here to bleed
and wonder why,
I shifted my position
stick dangling from my burdened lip
and moved to play her
as she leaned on
a dirty brick colonnade
sipping a drink
thinking about
getting stuck by a stranger
on the wrong side of town

Quinn the Brown was picking up the tempo
the deadline was near
the flies and I were laughing
under the smoky plaster sky
and some cheetah rubbed her knuckles in anticipation
of a naked night savagely calculated
from the room where her heart ticks
and all is red wine and white roses
and blood tracks across the back

It was a muted journey home
through rain curtains and bees
the sidewalks were wet,
the cafes were dripping,
children were riding magic carpets
over sooty smokestacks
and terror-filled voices were
belching angst from the rooftops

I turned the key
she came on home
to the drone of electric lights
and cinnamon spells cast by kitchen witches
I poured her a drink,
she fell on the floor
and I walked out
onto a sidewalk mirror of parting clouds

I fell down some dirty stairs
my vision all nonsense now, like gravity in a spaceship
and into a den of brightly lit thieves
listening to the howls of the night stalker
They invited me in for tea, a smoke, a cabbage white rail
there was a damaged angel there
all burnt and crisp
staring at the ceiling
from a point on the wall where she was tacked
black and sparkling,
eyes gaping wide,
a crystal cathedral dead and gone

It was a night of walking gone bad,
a wrong turn on the messy runway
and someone else paid the price for being born,
for living once,
breathing once
but now no more


Carnival Visions for the Unforgiven

His eyes stained this town
on a sunny autumn day
like leaves dropping from his eyes
crunchy, veiny tears that smelled of winter bliss
and so,
he took a taxi to the world’s greatest fair,
and as the visions of this town
bounced before his wet eyes
the wicked witch kiss
of life’s black door
swung open and hit him with cold flesh
and he decided to clean up his life
so he rolled down the windows and tossed out
all the needles and all the armor around his heart
and then closed the cold of this day off forever
and watched the headlights of the cab
dance all over the gravel parking lot at the fair
and when he got out he heard the faint happy screams
of all the riders in the night
hanging on to electric arms bedazzled —
the smell of hot dogs and funnel cakes stuck to the sky
the happy laughter of all the beings in love
whiplashed through the air and the funhouse —
was everyone a ghost?
as they stared through him,
walked through him like a doorway
smiled at the reflection in his own eyes
giggling girls swiping wands loaded with whispers
across their unadult visions
and old content men
grasping the shoulders of their worn-out wives
and still they smiled to be together
they had each other to go home with
and the ghost had but a dim lightbulb glow left in his
memory…
where was his daughter in this clamoring pool of life?
why wasn’t she clutching his fingers and laughing
a little girl loving so completely
and he rubbed his bones through the digits on his
hand
and they were raw and void of feeling
as he stepped into the house of mirrors
merely to turn away from his grotesque reflection
as a little boy pushed him into the glass
to make him disappear gallantly
like a horse trick tucked away in dust
and he squeezed himself into a tiny cage with a rabbit
a big, white rabbit with a charm around its neck
and he said to the rabbit
make all my dreams come true
and the ghost was on the midway
kissing the love of his life.


How Our Axis Quakes (2nd Part)

Author’s Note: The first part of this story can be found here.

After the service, Ed stood outside the church, fidgeted in his clothes, and waited for Lewis and his lady friend. When they finally emerged, the happy couple looked as if they had just been wed. Ed grunted at that. He didn’t think Sontag was Lewis’ type at all. She was wound too tight, he thought, like a nightstand cuckoo set to blow her guts. She was an older woman, 60s like Ed and Lewis, and Ed believed she was the type that just couldn’t come to terms with the fact she was getting older by the day. She was too perky within the growing wrinkles, too sparkly within the fading of her soul. She painted herself in too much makeup and dyed her wayward locks blonde. She had fake intelligent breasts and a caboose shaped like a misguided pear. Lipstick on a piggie, Ed thought. Lipstick on a piggie. And when they came up to him, it was all fake. Her smile was fake, her kindness was fake, and he worried her affection for Lewis might be fake as well.

Sontag lightly touched him on the arm. “Did you enjoy the service today, Ed?”

“It was fine.”

“I thought it was a very inspiring message — very hopeful,” she said.

“Indeed, it was,” Ed said, feeling sick inside his guts.

“I do hope you decide to attend regularly,” she said, glancing at him with a look that really said: I hope you don’t.

Ed looked at Lewis. He was beaming to the point of bursting. “Well, I don’t get to town very often, but I’ll consider it,” Ed said.

“Fine. That’s just fine,” Sontag replied with an air of pretentiousness. “So, I suppose we can just meet over at my house. I hope you’re hungry, Ed. I’m quite the kitchen witch.”

“You’re a witch?” Ed wondered aloud.

Sontag chuckled in a very fake way. “No, silly. I’m not a real witch. It’s just an expression I came up with. Like, well,” she attempted to explain, tapping her overly ruby lips with the tip of a finger. “How I can really whip up a good pot of stew, if need be, you know, in a pinch. Almost like magic.”

Ed looked at her in disbelief and confusion.

“Okay,” was all he could manage to say, and he tossed an awkward glance in Lewis’ direction.

“Ed is always hungry,” Lewis said, trying to steer the conversation in a less odd direction. “Just look at the size of him.”

“That’s right. I have a huge appetite, mostly,” Ed said. “Take right now, for example. I could eat a big bowl of dog food and keep on going.”

Sontag chuckled and put her hand in front of her red mouth. “Oh my, I hope I’m a better cook than that.”

Lewis laughed along with her, but Ed was just like stone, and he felt like crumbling.

Sontag’s house was in the nicest part of town and when Ed Blackrose stepped inside it smelled like Thanksgiving and he liked that. The home was very neat and clean and organized. It almost looked as if no one even really lived in the place. It looked like something straight out of a television advertisement from another time, Ed thought. Perfect and pretentious and fake, yet oddly charming at the same time.

He grinned at her, moving his head around. “You have a beautiful home,” Ed said. “Very nice. Cozy.”

“It certainly is,” Lewis chimed in. “Sontag takes great pride in her home.”

Sontag slightly blushed in embarrassment. “Oh, come on you two. It’s easy to take care of a house when you’re the only one in it,” she responded. “Well, go ahead and have a seat wherever you like, Ed. Would you like something to drink?”

Ed backed up to a pinkish couch and carefully sat down.  “I’ll have a beer if you have it.”

Sontag’s expression suddenly changed. “No. I’m sorry, Ed. There’s no alcohol in this house. I don’t allow devil juice within these walls.”

“Oh, well, how about a lemonade then?” Ed said, scratching at his head. “Got anything against lemons?”

Lewis glared at him from a paisley chair.

“I’ll see what I can find,” she said, and she twirled and disappeared toward the kitchen.

“Damn it, Ed. That was rude,” Lewis scolded. “I think you really hurt her feelings.”

“Does she have any feelings?” Ed wondered.

“I think you should go in there and apologize.”

“Oh, come on. This is ridiculous. I was just joking around.”

Lewis leaned in and whispered. “She’s a very sensitive gal, Ed. I really think you should go in there and apologize.”

“All right. All right. Jesus Christ this is silly,” Ed complained.

He huffed, stood up, and made his way into the kitchen where he saw her stirring a pitcher of lemonade. He scratched at his head and felt uneasy. “Hello,” he said.

“Hi. Do you want ice? I just put it together so it will probably be better with ice.”

“Sure.”

She filled a tall glass with ice, poured in the lemonade, and turned to him. She was being snobby.

“Here you go. Hope it’s to your liking.”

“Hey, I’m sorry about that. I was just joking around, trying to lighten things up a bit.”

She turned away for a second and then looked back up at him over her shoulder.

“I thought it was mean,” she said as she turned back around. “And disrespectful.”

Her eyes were sea green, and he thought he saw a flicker of hellfire in them as she gazed up at him. Then she suddenly reached out her hand and groped his crotch. Ed froze. Lewis was humming some happy tune to himself in the other room as he ate nuts from an ornate glass bowl.

“Hey guys,” he called out. “I’m in the mood for some music. How about we play some records?”

Sontag didn’t move her hand away but instead massaged him even deeper. “Sure thing, honey,” she called out. “We’re on our way.”

She released her grip, said nothing, and walked into the other room. Ed was stunned, but at the same time excited. It had been years since a woman had touched him in any sort of way. His hand shook as he raised the glass of lemonade to his mouth. He closed his eyes and gulped it down until his brain froze.


“Are you feeling better?” she asked.

“I am. Thank you.”

When Ed came into the other room, Lewis and Sontag were sitting across from each other, her on one end of the couch and Lewis still in the paisley chair, and they were looking through her record albums atop a coffee table. Ed took a seat on the opposite end of the couch and watched them. Sontag glanced over at him and smiled.

“What kind of music do you like, Ed?” Sontag asked.

“Oh, I don’t know. I really don’t get into that sort of thing.”

“He likes Johnny Cash,” Lewis said.

Sontag bit at her bottom lip as she carefully looked through the albums until she found one by Johnny Cash. “Here’s one. I like him, too.”

She stood up and set the record on the player. She gently set the needle down on the revolving vinyl and Ring of Fire hauntingly began to play, and it filled the room with an eerie, crazy feeling. Ed suddenly stood up and they looked at him.

“Is everything okay, Ed?” Lewis asked.

“I’m fine,” Ed answered. “But I’m afraid I’m having some… Digestive issues.” He looked at Sontag. “Could I use your bathroom?”

She was turned off by his remark, but what could she say? “Of course. It’s down the hall on the left.”

Cash’s gritty, dark voice followed Ed all the way to the bathroom, and even when he shut himself inside, the music made its way in. He quickly tore his pants down and sat on the seat. He violently went and grimaced from the pain in his guts. “My god, she’s poisoned me,” he groaned to himself. He flushed, and then flushed again. Then there was a light tapping on the door.

“Ed?”

“Who’s there?”

“It’s Sontag. Are you okay in there?”

“Yes, I’m fine. I’m just going to the bathroom, Jesus!”

“Ed?”

“Yes! What?”

“I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t take the Lord’s name in vain,” Sontag said.  “Especially when you are in the bathroom doing, well, whatever you are doing. Not in my house.”

He didn’t respond. She jiggled the knob and put her face close to the door. “Ed. Do you need me to come in and help you?”

“No. Please. Let me just finish.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes!”

“I wouldn’t mind,” she said in a sultry voice.

“Please, lady. This is personal stuff going on in here,” Ed said. “I’ll be out in a little while.”

She sighed. “Okay. I’m going to go put dinner on the table now. Make sure you wash your patties.”

“My patties?” Ed wondered aloud.

Ed cleaned himself, washed his hands, and splashed cold water on his face. He dried his face with a plush towel and looked at himself in the mirror.

“This is really weird,” he mumbled. “Why did I ever agree to such a nightmare?”

Then he looked to the side where there were high cabinets with crawling vines of blue roses painted on the doors. He opened them and looked inside. There was a sweet aroma amongst the towels and the soaps and the lotions and the sprays. He started fumbling through her things. He slid his hands underneath the stacks of towels to see if there was anything hidden. He found an envelope and pulled it out. Inside there was money. He counted it — $1,690. He pulled out three twenties and stuck them in his pocket before returning the envelope to where he found it. She’ll never miss it, he thought.

He searched some more and found an adult magazine. The cover had a photo of two naked guys showing off their ding-a-lings. Ed made a face and quickly stuffed it away. He grew more curious and opened the doors to the lower cabinets. It was full of bathroom tissue. Rolls upon rolls of bathroom tissue. Ed counted and multiplied in his head. There were nearly 300 rolls. My god, she must have problems, he thought. Then there was another knock on the door. It was Lewis this time.

“Ed? What the hell are you doing in there? Dinner is on the table. We’re waiting for you.”

“All right,” he said, closing the cabinet doors. “I’m on my way out now.”

He opened the door and Lewis stepped back as Ed stepped out.

“Damn it, Ed. Could you at least use some spray? You’re really embarrassing me.”

Ed grew cold and pressed Lewis against the opposite wall and stared down at him.

“I told you I didn’t want to come. You pressured me and suddenly you’re all pissed off because I’m supposedly embarrassing you. To hell with that! You and your lady friend can fake it, but I won’t.”

Ed gave Lewis another shove for good measure, pushed his hair back with his fingers, and walked to the dining room. Sontag was waiting there, looking sad. The table was covered with food and dishes and glasses. She even had a couple of tall, white candles burning. Gospel music was playing on the stereo in the other room now. Ed straightened himself out and sat down.

“Sorry about that. I wasn’t feeling too good.”

“Better now?” she asked.

“Yeah.”

Lewis appeared and sat down without saying a word.

“Ed, would you like to say grace?” Sontag asked.

“Oh. I don’t think I’d be very comfortable with that if it’s all the same to you.”

“Just say what you feel, Ed,” she said. “That’s all praying really is, saying what you feel.”

Ed cleared his throat, folded his hands, and closed his eyes. “Dear Lord, up there, thank you for this wonderful meal our dear Sontag here has prepared for us. Your bountiful blessings amaze us, and we are ever so grateful for your everlasting love and mercy.”

Ed opened one eye and looked at Sontag. “Is that enough?”

“Yes, Ed. God doesn’t count the words, he just hears them.”

“Okay then. Amen!”

TO BE CONTINUED


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