Category: Short Stories
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The group emerged from the forest and onto the side of a broken and buckled road littered with debris. There were cars and trucks abandoned and now resting askew with skeletons at the wheel and other bags of bones trying to crawl out backseat windows. On the opposite side of…
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Sally and Mary Jane were huddled around a candle in the kitchen, whispering. “I think you should call a doctor,” Sally said. “There’s obviously something very wrong with him.” “Look, he’s got this mental thing, it’s not a big deal,” Mary Jane said, trying to deflate the issue of Jack’s…
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I saw some Wild West cowgirl chick smoking crushed Opana off a piece of foil through a swirly, glass sarsaparilla straw as I turned the dusty corner from the Main Street drag to the side road leading out of the town of Rock Ridge and into the wilds beyond. I…
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Mary Jane’s fine porcelain skin had a pinkish hue as she twaddled about her sun-drenched apartment watering her plants and trying to remember where she put her television set. Then she saw the busted window. Then she saw the broken shards of glass on her cranberry and gold colored carpet…
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It was when Linnifrid turned to gather her things that the shrunken and deformed people came out of the darkness and formed a ring around her in the firelight. They pressed the tips of their walking sticks firmly into the ground and gazed at her with psychotic purpose.
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I closed the hatch and ignited the mercury, and we went up, up, up and out through the retractable skylight of night like Mr. Wonka and his magical elevator.
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+ Short Fiction, Vimana, Space Vehicles, Space Travel, Time Machine, De Smet, South Dakota, Albuquerque, Cowboy, Willy Wonka+
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Fred strolled off to the produce department, but there wasn’t much there. The stores are never stocked that well anymore. I followed him over and together we looked at a handful of oranges as if we were visiting a zoo for fruit.
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+ Apocalypse, Backyard Grilling, Chicken, Debt Police, End of the World, Fiction, Freedom, God, Greed, Pharmacy, Short Fiction+
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And so there I was, sitting on a bench in a park and eating fish n chips, oblivious to the ways of the universe. Then the joy of the glowing and ponderous day was suddenly shattered with screaming.
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+ Christmas, Fiction, Fish N Chips, Ice Skating, London, Park, Sandwich, Santa Claus, Short Fiction, Writing+
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There were some nice people on the spaceship, and I was well fed at a mile-long buffet. When the total annihilation of Earth came it was quick and clean, like laser surgery. They let me join them to watch on a huge monitor as Earth was vaporized — one second…
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+ Creative Writing, Dark Humor, Fiction, Humor and Fun, Satirical Sci-Fi, Short Fiction, Short Stories+ A Clockwork Orange, Aliens, Ancient Aliens, Count Chocula, Dr. Seuss, Planetary Destruction, Violence, WalMart+
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The mushroom stammered. “Have you ever considered the thought that maybe it’s not you that is crazy? Have you ever considered the thought that it is they, your heartless, morally blind, asinine, and ignorant leaders, who are the crazy ones? Hmmm?”
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+ Fiction, Hypocrisy, Judgment, King, Magical Forest, Mushroom, Politicians, Senseless Death, War, Writing+
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CEREAL AFTER SEX 