Cereal After Sex

Delirious as a blowtorch and begotten in the luminosity of forever love, you’ve discovered the infamous out-of-orbit literary journal you need to know about. Strap in for unconventional storytelling with an unpredictable edge. This is the home of Cuckooland fiction, revealing personal essays, bitter social assessments, subversive hymns, underwater obscenities, uplifting bad news, veiled confessions, hints of the erotic… And maybe even some dicey advice. Welcome.

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The Doll Salon (Pt. 1)

9 months ago Aaron Aldous Cinder

The Interview Feldon Fartz sat nervously in the waiting area of the glossy Fifth Avenue Doll Salon. It smelled like...

The Gravy Canoe of Wild Wyoming – 7

5 days ago Aaron Aldous Cinder

man eating salad instead of junk food in park

The Flatulentapede

7 days ago Aaron Aldous Cinder

The Toast Technology of a Chicken Maniac

1 week ago Aaron Aldous Cinder

silhouette photography of houses

The Breath of Los Angeles

2 weeks ago Aaron Aldous Cinder

black and white ferris wheel

The Outlandish Dapple of a Carnival Creep

2 weeks ago Aaron Aldous Cinder